This one will never be forgotten.
One night, Al Klemick and I were returning from a gig at The Boston Comedy Connection
at Fanueil Hall. As always, we made the conjugal visit to the world renowned Golden
Banana for a frosty adult beverage, only for the reason of breaking up the ride. Right.
When Al and I travel together, we always play joke ideas off of each other, and
sometimes they work, which will occasionally make one of us laugh to tears. This was
one of those nights.
We sat at a table, off to the side of the main stage, where there were several young ladies
making attempts at our money. Being self absorbed comics, we ignored her, and
brainstormed for material.
There were a group of guys to our left, and one of them walked to the stage, placed a
dollar on the bar for the hard working naked chick, and then he walked back to his seat.
The girl strutted to the end of the stage, saw the dollar, and looked directly at me.
Now, a good guy would speak up, and tell the dancer that it was the guy off to his left,
and return to his libation. Not me. When she looked at the money and me, I nodded my
head in acknowledgment.
Al just cackled and hooted, and I did as well, as soon as she turned away. The guy who
dropped the dough was a little miffed as well, as one would imagine.
The next dancer came to the stage, and the guy put another dollar up. The same exact
thing happened. The girl looked at me, danced for me, and I took credit. This was
hilarious.
At this point, we didn’t even care about the strippers. We were just laughing so hard, it
hurt. The now furious guy to my left placed another dollar for another dancer. Same
thing happened. She looked over to me, shook her money maker, and I could’t hold back.
I stood up and said........”We’ve got to get out of here Al, I’m spending way too much
money!”
I think we laughed the whole way home.